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A Cliché Too Far series

This is my New Adult parody series. This is what I write when I need a break from the angst...


TOUSLE ME

He’s exquisitely hot. Exquisitely tousled. Exquisitely screwed in the head.

Cammibelle Hicks just wants to survive her first year of college. Desperate to forget her troubled past, she throws herself into her degree and book review blog. So what if her life is one long tumblr page of grumpy cat GIFs? She doesn’t need to get out more, and she definitely doesn’t need a man.

Hunter von Styles approaches life like he’s spoiling for a fight: with a tempting scowl. A cage-fighting, ex-rocker billionaire, it’s unclear why Hunter’s at college. Frankly, it makes no sense. Then Cammie falls into him—literally—at a party, and he’s obsessed. He needs her more than a moist towelette at a barbecue.

Though Cammie’s friends warn her against Hunter, she can’t resist his charms; especially not when he buys her shoes. And GoodReads. And a unicorn. But when her handsome best friend, medieval reenactor Archer Riddick, makes a play for her heart—and challenges Hunter to a jousting match—it turns out that Hunter has demons of his own. Demons that aren’t real ones, but metaphorical ones—which are MUCH WORSE, when you think about it…

Join Hunter and Cammie on an emotionally exhausting journey into love.

And co-dependence.

And probably therapy.




QUEST FOR YOU

coming 2014
 
Archer Riddick isn’t who you think he is.

If you thought he was a hot beta hero with a bruised heart, you’d be right. But he’s also other things. Things that are secret. Things you’ll never guess, not in a million years, oh no, ahahaha ahahaha ahahahahahahaaaa.

His secrets were always buried beneath a heap of well-adjusted spunky man beast, but now that he’s trying to woo Enid, his lifelong friend, the darned things are just getting in the way. Plus Enid’s a whore and Archer’s a virgin, and he can’t shake the horny but disturbing idea that he’s an untried young knight and she’s a wizened pagan prostitute, or something.

Then comes the opportunity he’s been waiting for: an invitation to the world’s best re-enactment fayre at a clichéd castle in England. Archer knows there’s no better place to seduce a girl, and before they know it, the gang are off to stay at Hunter von Styles’ country pile in Salisbury. But will Archer win Enid’s heart? Will Enid tolerate the rehashed storylines? And will Sparkles von Fancypants the unicorn survive an eight hour flight with no internet?