Dear reader...we were talking about this:
Me: ...Actually, I think my biggest indulgence this week is the emo toilet paper. Which is quite sad.
H: D'you know what, though? I walk into the bathroom and it totally brightens the place up.
Me: It's only limited edition. Which is sort of frightening.
H: It is? Shit. We need to BUY IT ALL, RIGHT NOW.
Me: You're serious, aren't you?