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Happy Friday: A Most Erotic Conversation

posted by Lucy V Morgan on ,


Really, in fact. This is the dirtiest thing you'll read this week, and it occurred in the car the other day with my Supportive Husband.

Dear reader...we were talking about this:

Me: ...Actually, I think my biggest indulgence this week is the emo toilet paper. Which is quite sad.

H: D'you know what, though? I walk into the bathroom and it totally brightens the place up.

Me: Really?

H: Really.


Me: It's only limited edition. Which is sort of frightening.

H: It is? Shit. We need to BUY IT ALL, RIGHT NOW.

[Another pause]

Me: You're serious, aren't you?

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