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Happy Friday: A Most Erotic Conversation


posted by Lucy V Morgan on ,

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Really, in fact. This is the dirtiest thing you'll read this week, and it occurred in the car the other day with my Supportive Husband.

Dear reader...we were talking about this:


Me: ...Actually, I think my biggest indulgence this week is the emo toilet paper. Which is quite sad.

H: D'you know what, though? I walk into the bathroom and it totally brightens the place up.

Me: Really?

H: Really.

[Pause]

Me: It's only limited edition. Which is sort of frightening.

H: It is? Shit. We need to BUY IT ALL, RIGHT NOW.

[Another pause]

Me: You're serious, aren't you?

Psst: click here to win an advance copy of Chairman of the Whored, my awesome feat of erotic mastery (also known as "debut novel").

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