1) My four year-old believes "Daddy is my daddy, Grandma is my mummy...and you are the dog."

2) Amaretto is awesome in porridge. But possibly not at ten AM.

3) I can't make a sheep costume to save my life.

4) My characters get jealous of each other when I work on more than one project at once. The heroes, mainly. Tetchy pair of ingrates.

5) There is little quite as funny as a sock monster with a huge cock.

And that was some of the news.